Pain Reliever Shirt

Autism Strength TYLENOL™ Rashguard
Pain Reliever. Submission Reducer.

The official Cesar "Hulksmash" Bonilla shirt.

For the grappler who treats every open mat like a full-contact pharmaceutical trial, this rashguard delivers maximum pressure with minimum side effects. Featuring a blazing red “extra strength” design, compression fit, and enough irony to make your training partners wheeze mid-roll, this is the perfect uniform for anyone who believes side control should come with a warning label.

Whether you’re passing guards, collecting heel hooks, or emotionally processing getting wrist-locked by a blue belt half your size, the Autism Strength TYLENOL™ Rashguard is scientifically engineered* to help reduce:

• Neck pain
• Ego inflammation
• White belt overconfidence
• “Bro, that crank was more of a choke” arguments

Made with sweat-wicking fabric and reckless confidence, this rashguard says:
“I may tap… but I’m doing it sarcastically.”

*Engineering not evaluated by anyone remotely qualified.

Disclaimer

This product is a parody design and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Tylenol, Johnson & Johnson, or any related trademark holders. “TYLENOL” and associated marks are the property of their respective owners and are used solely for humorous, satirical, and expressive purposes.

This rashguard does not provide medical benefits, pain relief, enhanced grappling ability, autism treatment, submission immunity, or any pharmaceutical effects whatsoever. If your arm hurts after training, please consult a licensed medical professional instead of your purple belt friend named Kyle.

• Dry fit material
• 2-ply thread stitching for enhanced durability
• 4 Way stretch material
  
• 100wt outer stitching
• 300wt inner stitching
• Tapered cut
• Crewneck
• 85% Polyester / 15% Spandex
• High density flat-lock stitching
• 32 Single Knit Yarn
• 6 Thread Total Stitching

Care Instructions